Why are we waiting?

I am in limbo at the moment. I still haven't received my DELTA results and it seems I won't be getting them until someone finds the person who has the key that unlocks the door to the room where the key to the filing cabinet in which the sacred piece of paper is stored. At that point someone might get their act together enough to actually unlock said filing cabinet, take out the envelope containing the piece of paper, read it and write the contents in an email to send to me.

Or maybe not.