Sleeping

Now, what shall I write about today?

Students who oversleep and don't turn up to exams then phone their buddies to fix another time? Yep, that happened yesterday. Photocopiers which decide* to jam just as I'm copying the last (and most vital) part of an exam? Yep, that happened yesterday. Inconsiderate adjoining bar owners who decide that jazz played at full blast won't disturb people taking exams? Yep, that happened yesterday. Self-same bar owners who turn down the music on request but then slowly increase the volume over the next thirty minutes, denying having done so when asked to turn it down again? Yep, that happened yesterday. The school fuses blowing leaving the ground floor with no lights three minutes into the listening exam? Yep, that happened yesterday.

No wonder I slept like a log last night.

*Photocopiers are sentient beings. They do know the precise moment at which to cause the maximum distress. They should be treated with much respect. They will rule the Earth.